Funky Love

I told him he had a tiny penis. Well, if you want to be precise, I actually told him that his junk probably couldn't hit my sexual "spot"—which isn't much better, I suppose. […]

Oh, look, it's the celebrity sex doll we've all been waiting for, the Kim Kardashian love doll. Her name is Kinky Kim, and she seems to like to eat. Here's the not-politically-correct tag line on the box: "When you stick it in her face ... it'll get all over the place." Which is an allusion to that Carl […]

Congratulations (I guess) go out to St. Petersburg native Vladislav Pavlenko, first-place finisher in this year's annual "Bubble Baba Challenge," in which hundreds of people leap into Russia's Vuoksa River on top of an inflatable sex doll and race down the rapids. Pavlenko's time of 2 minutes 47 seconds was eno […]

A good sex life takes time and effort to maintain. It won't always be easy—our busy lives are taxing and often leave us tired and devoid of the imagination and motivation required to keep up the pace. Having good sex doesn't necessarily mean spending hours and hours of frolicking, it can be as simple as doing something a litt […]

What's a good "number" for a girl at age 21/25/30/35. What about a guy? What are the averages? People ask me this kind of question a lot, and I'll be honest with you: I don't get it. Read more ... […]