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Comedian Carlos Mencia breaks it down for for all the ladies out there in his own unique, “you didn’t make YOU come baby”.

Sex life feeling a bit stale? Well, there’s one sexual organ most people neglect: the brain. And it’s your passport back to Sexual Nirvana. Literally millions of us secretly use fantasies during masturbation, and some of us use them to achieve orgasm during sex. So why not own up to your favorites and act them out with your partner for what could be the lustiest sex you’ve had in years? Just follow this step-by-step guide.

Why it appeals to you: It’s a power game and “forbidden” sex for both parties, which is always a guaranteed libido-lifter.

What you’ll need: A “sexy secretary”-type outfit works for this one: a long pencil skirt, shirt unbuttoned to show off a push-up bra, stockings and high heels.

The action plan:
The trick to this one is to move very slowly at first. You’re seducing him, and he’s struggling ‑- torn between ripping off your clothes and worrying about the consequences. (What will his mom say if she finds out? Is she really seducing him or is he reading too much into it?) Say you’re going to fix a drink for each of you, then lead him into the lounge room with your drinks. He sits on the couch, you sit on a chair opposite, crossing your legs and hiking your skirt high. He’s not sure where to look. Make general chit-chat (the sort of stuff you’d ask your son’s friend, if you have/had a teenager), then take the conversation to another ‑- saucier ‑- level. Tell him you don’t think your husband finds you attractive anymore. Ask him, Does he think you’re attractive? What bits? Why? Let him squirm with embarrassment as he tries to be diplomatic ‑- and tries to hide his erection.

At that point you say, You seem a little uncomfortable and move from the chair to sit beside him on the couch. Loosen the first two buttons of his shirt and rub the back of your hand against his exposed chest saying, Such soft skin. So unlike my husband’s. As he squirms, undo the top few buttons of your shirt, take his hand and place it on your breast. Ask him if he likes that.

In between your lurid requests and actions, keep making small talk. Ask him if he’s ever made love to a woman before. He’ll squeak out a no. Ask him if he’d like to make love to you, and tell him it’s okay ‑- you won’t tell. Ask him to take off your top and your bra. Tell him to touch your breasts and instruct him on how you like to be touched. Moan and sigh, but remember: You’re still the grown-up ‑- so not too out of control. Ask him to stand up in front of you and unzip his pants. Admire his body, compliment it, say how hard it is, then give him exquisitely tortuous oral sex ‑- stopping just short of orgasm.

Undress yourself theatrically while maintaining eye contact. Let his eyes caress your body, but don’t let him touch you. Leave on your high heels and stockings. Pose provocatively and caress your curves. Ask him if he likes what he sees and if he wants to touch you. Then undress him, kissing each bit of his flesh as it becomes exposed. When you’re both naked, lead him to the bed, then explain exactly how to make a woman scream in ecstasy. Each touch, kiss, fondle and thrust is his very first, remember. The fantasy ends when he completely loses control ‑- which should happen within about, ohhh, three minutes if you’ve played your part properly!

Fantasy #2: He’s your sex slave

Why it appeals to you: Having someone at your sexual beck and call has obvious benefits. You don’t have to worry about the “no, you first honey” niceties of sex; it’s all about your pleasure, and your pleasure alone.

Why he’ll love it too: Something happens to women during this scenario; they start suggesting things they wouldn’t dare during “normal” lovemaking. Who wouldn’t love a wild woman in his bed?

What you’ll need:

• A leather jacket worn over black underwear
• Stockings and a push-up bra
• Knee-high or thigh-high boots
• A blindfold, scarves or old stockings to tie him up
• A wooden spoon or hairbrush

The action plan:
Start by ordering him to do small tasks ‑- get you a drink, fluff up the pillows, give you a foot massage. Don’t ask, order. Make it clear that you are the boss and he is not to misbehave or he’ll be punished (think of a mild punishment beforehand, like spanking him with the wooden spoon). Try to keep an expressionless face. No Are you okay?, Did I hurt you?, Are you sure you’re enjoying this? This isn’t about him ‑- it’s all about you!

Once you’re both in character, order him to sit or lie down, face turned away from you. Blindfold him and tie his hands behind his back, then push him forward into a submissive position. He’s now naked, bound and blindfolded ‑- completely at your mercy! Grab your wooden spoon or brush and administer a few short, sharp whacks on his bottom. Start caressing and stroking his bottom, the backs of his thighs, reach between his legs and caress his testicles. Wait until he’s moaning for more… then stop.

Tell him it’s up to you to decide what he gets and when, and he has to satisfy you first. Turn him around and order him to do whatever you’d like. No matter how pleasurable what he’s doing to you might be, push him away when he seems to be enjoying himself the most. Grab his hair, hold it tightly and tell him he’s been a bad boy. Administer a few more smacks on his bottom with the spoon. If you’re into talking dirty, keep a running commentary of what’s happening. If he’s blindfolded, paint a picture of what you’re seeing: Look at you, you’re begging for it. I bet you’d love to be untied. But you’re my slave. You have to do every single thing I say. Do you understand me? Are you going to behave? The fantasy ends with you announcing ‑- dramatically ‑- that he’s now free… to service you.

Fantasy #3: You’re abducted by a stranger

Why it appeals to you: The “safe rape” is a very common female fantasy ‑- but it’s such a far cry from the real thing it seems ridiculous to even call it rape. Passionate and forceful, but never violent or painful, the “rapes” in our head differ because we’re always in control, even though we’re being “forced” to submit.

Why he’ll love it too: Being the physical aggressor is taboo for men. Being given a “harmless” outlet to let loose some deeply primitive urges without being punished is appealing.

What you’ll need to act it out: A quiet bedroom and a mirror

The action plan: You’re naked while he’s dressed in street clothes (a dark suit would play up the mysterious stranger element). You’re in your bedroom, admiring your body with your hands and your eyes in a full-length mirror. He sneaks up silently behind you, covers your eyes with his hands and says, Shhh! I won’t hurt you. But you have to do exactly as I say. You freeze and pretend to be terrified. You’re not sure what to do, knowing that he’ll overpower you if you try to get away. He waits for you to calm down and for your breathing to become regular again. Meanwhile, you’re conscious of the sensation of your naked skin against the roughness of his clothes ‑- and you’re oddly excited by it.

He tells you in a low, suggestive voice, that you should draw your curtains before getting undressed at night. He’s been watching and fantasizing and masturbating while watching you for weeks ‑- and he just had to have you. He knows that your boyfriend isn’t due home for hours and that no one else is coming to rescue you either. You remain motionless. You’re torn between wanting desperately to be saved and being sexually fascinated by the idea of someone wanting you so badly that they’d risk everything. You don’t say a word. Still standing behind you, he keeps one hand over your eyes and uses the other to stroke your breasts, your stomach, your neck and your thighs. You’re not sure how to react. You can feel yourself starting to respond physically, even though you know you shouldn’t.

As he touches you, he starts telling you exactly what he plans to do to you ‑- in detail. It seems as if he knows exactly what turns you on and talks just the way you want him to, be it seductive and suggestive, or coarse and explicit. When he feels you begin to weaken, he removes his hands from your eyes and you look in the mirror to see him standing behind you, hands on your breasts, his mouth buried in the nape of your neck, kissing you. He’s even sexier than you’d dared hope. Your resistance wanes, but you refuse to let him know you’re turned on.

Just when you’re beginning to relax, he pulls your arms gently behind your back, holding them together at the wrist and using his other hand to continue exploring.

He maintains eye contact in the mirror and challenges you to tell him you’re not enjoying what he’s doing. At first, you shake your head and say you’re not. But he tells you that you have no choice; you’re in his power.

You resist everything he tries… at first. Then you let him continue. You don’t admit that you’re erotically charged, but your body is giving you away. You’re ready for him. Come on, you want it, he whispers while licking, touching and stimulating you until you can’t take it anymore. Finally you let him penetrate. You give in and leave all the initial innocence behind ‑- resulting in a climax so powerful the neighbors bang on the ceiling!

Once, I got drunk at a wedding and took home a yuppie. He looked so cute in his white tux and charmed me into dancing to Earth, Wind & Fire. Needless to say, I couldn’t wait to take that stallion for a ride. But, as I unzipped his pants, he said, “Don’t get excited, you won’t be impressed.” A small penis never ruined my good time—until then. Things went from bad to worse. He was a deep-breathing whiner who just lay on his back because, he warned me, “Girls only get off when they’re on top.” Something tells me those other ladies weren’t given any other option—and they definitely didn’t orgasm. There are some things—like selling yourself short and telling someone how to get off—that you should never say or do during sex …

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…Perfect Your Hand Job

The humble hand job comes into its own – literally – during sex in public places. Apart from kissing, using your hands is the lowest-risk sexual activity – and since it’s how lots of us masturbate, the genitals respond nicely to the right type of touch. “Right” usually means she should do it harder and he should go softer (it’s what each sex is most used to). Not much time? Go for a superfast orgasm for her by positioning her (sitting or standing) in front of you. Rest one palm on the top of her pubic bone and press down firmly, pushing forward, pulling back or moving in circles. Next, insert (well-lubricated) fingers: one inside her vagina, the other in her anus. It’s a three-way she won’t mind you suggesting – or repeating. Blow him away (in all senses) by trying this technique: Twist your hands in opposite directions as you move up and down (one clockwise, one counterclockwise) or make two fists around his penis, hold them centrally, then move one downward and the other upward. Use one-word questions to ask for feedback (harder? faster?) so he only has to answer yes or no. Keep the rhythm constant, building up to a fast speed, then slow it down dramatically before moving back up again. Repeat several times, letting him hover on the brink, before tipping him over with a decided flourish.

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Technically speaking, vibrators are fairly simple devices. There is a motor of some sort with an unbalanced weight on its driveshaft. As the device spins, a phase of resonance occurs, giving the feeling of a vibration. These devices can be used in many applications- such as cell phones, pagers, or automobiles. It has recently seen a spur in the sensual or erotic industry as a body massager.

Vibrators were invented in the 1880s, and have becoming increasingly popular ever since. It is estimated by a certain survey, that nearly half of all women have or have owned a vibrator. Even through its vast popularity, many still see it as a threat. The device has been banned in several states throughout the United States, being sold only for educational purposes.

There is a great deal of variety in vibrator types. Some types stimulate certain parts, such as the clitoral vibrator, while others target more than one specific part- such as a rabbit stimulator. Some vibrators are made to be water proof, making shower use possible. Others have hands-free devices that incorporate remote controls or straps.

The great variety and selection of vibrators has been made possible through the popularity of the device. Much of the popularity is due to the fact that vibrators can be used to achieve orgasm much faster and easier- and are said to be much stronger than manual alternatives.

Finding the vibrator that best suits you is not a hard task- as said before, there is quite the selection. Dildo-shaped vibrators resemble penises- for those who like the real feel. Rabbit vibrators stimulate both the vagina and clitoris, and often lead to quick orgasms. G-spot vibrators are curved to help stimulate the g-spot or prostate of the user. Anal vibrators are used specifically for anal insertion, and have a long handle to prevent losing them.

You can find vibrators with extras, such as cordless vibrators. You can obtain vibrators that emit lights, or even some that shoot water out of the head, to simulate a male orgasm. Remote controlled vibrators and waterproof vibrators can make life easier on the user, as they are considered more on the go.

Until recently, however, there have been a few problems with vibrators. Rashes or pain can come from a result if used too much, or in some sensitive cases. This irritation has often been regarded as one of the few downfalls of the device, until the Vortex Vibrations product line was released.

The product comes in two variations- the seducer and the introducer. The introducer uses more suction than vibration, and can actually make orgasms last around a minute long. The seducer has more vibration, thus will give faster, multiple, orgasms. Since the vibrations are really coming into contact with your body, there is no irritation. Instead, the device uses suction and air to immediately increase blood flow to the clitoris- and ultimately give you a better, faster, easier, more intense orgasm.

Woman Sex Toys have come a long way in recent years, and the Vortex Vibrations product is the latest and best addition to the vibrator family. Whereas other vibrators will take more time, effort, and possibly more money to achieve stimulation- the Vortex Vibrations line of products do all of this without irritation.

As a swinger, I get to chat to many folks about sex. The interesting thing is that a lot of folks I chat with inform me that they believe others are enjoying a much better sex life than they are. Usually they say that their sex life is very boring and there is no excitement. The longer the folks has been together the less exciting their sex seems. Naturally, there are people that have a great sex life and have been together forever. These couples are rare in my experience and usually swingers.

A study recently discovered that after a couple of years of marriage, the wife’s interest in sex had shrunk fifty percent. There was also a major decline in intercourse.

What can one implement to heat up ones sex life?

First: Spouse bonding. Women usually enjoy this style of sex. The emotional relating with your partner is the most important. Usually, partners when they first were in lust have a lot of spouse connection in sex. Eye gazing, touchy feely and fluids flowing and the sex is really fantastic! It just flows and there is lots of hugging, kissing and foreplay.

So how do you get more of this fun sex with your lover. One idea in sex to get more out of this concept is to keep your eyes open while having sex. You will find most couples don’t even look at their partner. Eyes unite us and get the sexual juices flowing. for the more adventurous, I recommend opening your eyes while you orgasm. Men find this to be a challenge yet you can do it!

Second: Sex is like a trance. With this idea you go inwards and is all about ones sexual fantasies, sexual feelings or a sex dream. Your eye lids are shut as the sexual connection with your spouse is not necessary. Men like to visualize sex in their minds.

I had a partner who liked to go into another world. I just felt I like a taxi driver taking her to her sexual fantasies. Since I didn’t get to join her sexual adventure, I didn’t feel sexually satisfied. Touching her was one method that I found frustrating. I told her this and she did starting me also.

Third: Sexual Role Play. This is a lot of fun. You can act out a sexual fantasy or become a sexual healer or doctor. You could be an animal. Bondage falls into this version of sex play. This is usually more challenging for folks. However sexual role playing can really rev up your sex experiences.

Fourth: Swinging (my favorite) Swinging is the most exciting sex I have ever experienced! There is nothing like "strange" to get the juices really flowing. However, swinging is only for couples who are very secure in their relationship. If you are looking to swinging to save your marriage, forget it! It is way too dangerous for couples in trouble.

Swinging is only for viable for great partnership who are looking to share sex with others and enjoy their partner having sex with others. If you want to check out the swinging world go to our Swinger Sites Reviews site. There you will find our favorite sites for swinging.

If your sex is boring, and you are really committed. Ask your sexual partner to try something new. Try having your partner take the sexual lead in this adventure. Sexual experimenting can be fun, enjoy yourself!

Is Tantric Sex simply a technique for making sex last longer? Is it a technique to make orgasm more pleasurable, longer and more intense? Or is it something far greater which most people cannot even begin to conceptualize?

For the ordinary individual the idea of an orgasm that can fill your entire body and go on in pulsating bursts for hours on end sounds totally preposterous! But what if this is exactly what Tantric Sex can lead to? What if the orgasm we have all experienced is simply the release of a tiny amount of sexual energy into the genital area which stimulates the many nerve endings located there, thus giving us a pleasurable sensation? What if sexual energy could be controlled and circulated throughout the body to stimulate all nerve endings and thus cause an orgasm that fills the entire body?

Did you know that 40% of your daily energy goes into the production of sperm or eggs? When a man ejaculates he loses an enormous amount of energy and usually becomes tired as a consequence. For a female it is menstruation that leads to a loss of sexual energy but for both the consequences are the same. A huge amount of highly charged sexual energy is lost which could have been used for greater health and pleasure.

What if you could stop the loss of sexual energy and thus build it, cultivate it and circulate it throughout your body? Does it not make sense that with so much more energy to use your physical body would become stronger and healthier? Does it not also make sense that with more energy you will be able to have much more sex, for much longer periods and with greater pleasure? Well this is exactly what does happen and it can lead to full body orgasms that you could not even begin to imagine!

Another aspect of the cultivation of sexual energy is that it puts pressure on your emotions. During a woman’s cycle she builds up sexual energy which gets to a peak just before menstruation where the energy is evacuated with the eggs and uterine lining. At this point she may become very emotional and may even feel physical pain from the built up energy. Once it is released she is suddenly relaxed again and her husband can also relax! When a man has not ejaculated for a while he may become agitated, obsessed with thoughts of sex and be unable to concentrate. He may also become more emotional. His testicles will become swollen and he will feel physical pain due to the build up in energy. When it is released he feels immediate relief and can think straight again.

If someone was to begin cultivating their sexual energy they would inevitably be confronted by emotions which the extra energy is putting pressure on. If they instead of releasing the energy, continue to cultivate it these emotions will be brought to the foreground of consciousness until they are cleared or changed. In this way the person’s emotional energy is actually transformed through the cultivation of sexual energy and they may become free of emotional issues. This is very important to understand because it is emotional issues which prevent sexual energy from flowing throughout the body in the first place. Emotional issues cause blockages in the flow of energy and therefore prevent the flow of sexual energy during sex. Due to this people’s sexual energy is trapped in their genitals where it cannot be cultivated. The genitals can hold only so much energy before they must release it. Therefore you cannot cultivate sexual energy without also unblocking the paths for it to travel into the body.

The possibilities of pleasure are truly infinite but it involves a process of clearing! Tantric sex is not just about having better sex. It is about an actual transformation of energy which frees you from past conditioning and opens you up to experiences of a higher nature. Only with clear energy channels can sexual energy flow freely throughout the body and lead to true ecstasy!

Is Tantric Sex simply a technique for making sex last longer? Is it a technique to make orgasm more pleasurable, longer and more intense? Or is it something far greater which most people cannot even begin to conceptualize?

For the ordinary individual the idea of an orgasm that can fill your entire body and go on in pulsating bursts for hours on end sounds totally preposterous! But what if this is exactly what Tantric Sex can lead to? What if the orgasm we have all experienced is simply the release of a tiny amount of sexual energy into the genital area which stimulates the many nerve endings located there, thus giving us a pleasurable sensation? What if sexual energy could be controlled and circulated throughout the body to stimulate all nerve endings and thus cause an orgasm that fills the entire body?

Did you know that 40% of your daily energy goes into the production of sperm or eggs? When a man ejaculates he loses an enormous amount of energy and usually becomes tired as a consequence. For a female it is menstruation that leads to a loss of sexual energy but for both the consequences are the same. A huge amount of highly charged sexual energy is lost which could have been used for greater health and pleasure.

What if you could stop the loss of sexual energy and thus build it, cultivate it and circulate it throughout your body? Does it not make sense that with so much more energy to use your physical body would become stronger and healthier? Does it not also make sense that with more energy you will be able to have much more sex, for much longer periods and with greater pleasure? Well this is exactly what does happen and it can lead to full body orgasms that you could not even begin to imagine!

Another aspect of the cultivation of sexual energy is that it puts pressure on your emotions. During a woman’s cycle she builds up sexual energy which gets to a peak just before menstruation where the energy is evacuated with the eggs and uterine lining. At this point she may become very emotional and may even feel physical pain from the built up energy. Once it is released she is suddenly relaxed again and her husband can also relax! When a man has not ejaculated for a while he may become agitated, obsessed with thoughts of sex and be unable to concentrate. He may also become more emotional. His testicles will become swollen and he will feel physical pain due to the build up in energy. When it is released he feels immediate relief and can think straight again.

If someone was to begin cultivating their sexual energy they would inevitably be confronted by emotions which the extra energy is putting pressure on. If they instead of releasing the energy, continue to cultivate it these emotions will be brought to the foreground of consciousness until they are cleared or changed. In this way the person’s emotional energy is actually transformed through the cultivation of sexual energy and they may become free of emotional issues. This is very important to understand because it is emotional issues which prevent sexual energy from flowing throughout the body in the first place. Emotional issues cause blockages in the flow of energy and therefore prevent the flow of sexual energy during sex. Due to this people’s sexual energy is trapped in their genitals where it cannot be cultivated. The genitals can hold only so much energy before they must release it. Therefore you cannot cultivate sexual energy without also unblocking the paths for it to travel into the body.

The possibilities of pleasure are truly infinite but it involves a process of clearing! Tantric sex is not just about having better sex. It is about an actual transformation of energy which frees you from past conditioning and opens you up to experiences of a higher nature. Only with clear energy channels can sexual energy flow freely throughout the body and lead to true ecstasy!