Posts Tagged ‘Hand Job’
Orgasm – not for the faint hearted
Comedian Carlos Mencia breaks it down for for all the ladies out there in his own unique, “you didn’t make YOU come baby”.
Lube, Toys and Lingerie!
Should these all be included in a normal sexual relationship? I think so, as it is all about getting the sexual satisfaction (orgasms) you deserve, in the way you want them and displaying the fact that you are ready for sex!
Lube now comes in many flavours’ and it’s for both men and women! We all know that women enjoy there sex much more when they are moist and it avoid any soreness or irritation. But lot of women don’t realise the fact is that men enjoy their sex much more when there is something to lubricate the motion. Lube can come from a tube or the more natural saliva and both are appreciated for that quick hand job. And if your sex life is on the more adventurous side and you enjoy any form of anal play, then lube is a forgone prerequisite.
Toys are not just for women, men like them to, both using them on there partner and having them used on themselves. It’s a very intimate act, but once a women has shown her partner how to use her toys and they are introduced in to your mutual masturbation practices, they can lead to a heighten sexual experience for both partners. Remember toys are not limited to dildos and vibrators, which are mainly female toys; cock rings, etc are available to assist in the sexual experience for both men and women.
Lingerie, again this is not just the domain of women now days. Whether it is ‘role play’ costumes or exotic underwear that makes you feel sexy, its function in the sexual encounter is both tactile and visual. The tactile sensations make you feel sexy; the visual aspect demonstrates that you are sexy and ready for it, without having to ask. Unlike a lot of men, most women are self conscious of their bodies and wearing exotic underwear as an open display of ‘availability’ to their partner can be a daunting task. Well ladies, this may not be headline news, but you partner will appreciate every effort you make in this department, not only does it turn him on, but it makes a no nonsense statement that you are ready for sex which can’t be misinterpreted.
So there’s a bit of back ground on lube, toys and lingerie, why not introduce it to your sex life?
Quickies… Are the Best Kind of Sex
…Perfect Your Hand Job
The humble hand job comes into its own – literally – during sex in public places. Apart from kissing, using your hands is the lowest-risk sexual activity – and since it’s how lots of us masturbate, the genitals respond nicely to the right type of touch. “Right” usually means she should do it harder and he should go softer (it’s what each sex is most used to). Not much time? Go for a superfast orgasm for her by positioning her (sitting or standing) in front of you. Rest one palm on the top of her pubic bone and press down firmly, pushing forward, pulling back or moving in circles. Next, insert (well-lubricated) fingers: one inside her vagina, the other in her anus. It’s a three-way she won’t mind you suggesting – or repeating. Blow him away (in all senses) by trying this technique: Twist your hands in opposite directions as you move up and down (one clockwise, one counterclockwise) or make two fists around his penis, hold them centrally, then move one downward and the other upward. Use one-word questions to ask for feedback (harder? faster?) so he only has to answer yes or no. Keep the rhythm constant, building up to a fast speed, then slow it down dramatically before moving back up again. Repeat several times, letting him hover on the brink, before tipping him over with a decided flourish.
Climb Aboard the Mile High Club
"Any card-carrying member of the Mile High Club knows that sex is the tastiest in-flight meal served aboard any aircraft," says one Mile High Club member. Travelling by plane can soon get tedious when you’re following the same procedure flight after flight – check in, find your seat, watch the movie, eat your peanuts, take a nap, arrive at your destination, thank the air hostess on the way out… it’s all rather boring when you think about it. However, a well timed kinky liaison can instantly turn a mundane flight into a mid air adventure. Here’s how to maximise your in-flight entertainment…
Aisle Seat Action
It’s all about strategy, if you want to pick up on an aeroplane you’re going to need to be able to move. Let’s face it; climbing over the two grumpy passengers next to you in order to chat to a hottie is not exactly smooth. The aisle seat also gives you the chance to view your potential prospects without anyone interrupting your game. If you’re planning on getting some alone time with someone then try to get a seat in an empty row towards the back of the plane – the extra privacy will give your more of a chance to score.
Buckle Up While Seated
The hand job is one is easiest ways to have a satisfying journey, especially on a late night flight since most of the other passengers are asleep. The key to not getting caught is to have a blanket or jacket ready to hide any naughty action, this is also where tray tables can come in handy too. It’s also best to do each other one at a time so that the recipient can also play the part of the lookout while the other person goes to work.
Your own Private Cubical
Those tiny little rooms mean that you’ll have to become all creative when comes to choosing your best positions.
Doggy Style: This one is probably the easiest to do. Generally the female should stand facing the mirror with her right knee up on the sink. This provides the man with a little more space for maneuverability.
Seated: The male should sit down on the toilet seat with the female on his lap facing him or reverse cowgirl style. If you need a little more room, this one will be a tough maneuver to pull off because there’s not much space for your legs to go on either side. Tricky, but definitely achievable.
Of course, you’ll have to work quickly. It’s way too easy to get caught up in the moment and before you know it, there’s a line of grandmas standing outside the door cursing you.
Are you a member of the Mile High Club? What’s the kinkiest you’ve ever gotten aboard an aeroplane? Tell us all about it!
