Archive for the ‘Terminology’ Category

Fuck-Buddy

A fuck buddy is when two people just want sex, no strings attached. Usually people do this because they aren’t getting sex elsewhere therefore feel the need to have a ‘fuck buddy’. With the two people being fuck buddies they can sleep with or have sexual encounters/intercourse with a different person without being in a relationship.

Deirdre: Margret, whats going on between you and Boris?

Margret: Oh, he’s just my fuck buddy.

Single

When you are currently not in a relationship with a significant other.

Polyamory

The practice, state or ability of having more than one sexual loving relationship at the same time, with the full knowledge and consent of all partners involved.

Hot Wife

A sexually uninhibited married woman with both the freedom and inclination/desire to enjoy sex with both her husband and other men.

Cockoldress

A woman who cuckolds her husband. The husband, or boyfriend, is a cockold.

BBW

Big Beautiful Woman

Swap

Among a group of two or more couples, to swap means to trade partners for the explicit purpose of engaging in sexual relations with a different partner.

Prude

A guy or girl who’s afraid to do anything sexual or kinda shy around the opposite sex, but not a gay or a lesbian.

Gangbang

When multiple partners, usually 3 or more, engage in sexual intercourse with a single willing partner.

Player

A male who is skilled at manipulating (playing) others, and especially at seducing women by pretending to care about them, when in reality they are only interested in sex.

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    I'm going to be honest with you. Knowing the proper term for armpit sex—it's called Axillism, dummy!—totally made my day. I was also pretty stoked to know that a regular sex session burns about 200 calories, that socks can actually prevent orgasms, that Republicans are kinkier than Democrats, and that tights pants are one of […]
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  • Sex With Steph: It Hurts When I Have Sex July 29, 2010
    I'll get right to it: I seem to be hymenally/orgasmically challenged, and I'm wondering if you can shed any enlightenment on what goes on for me. I enjoy all the sexy activities and play time, but I rarely am able to achieve orgasm. I don't receive any stimulation from my clitoris being touched or vibrated against, there […]
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  • Pole Dancing School Begins Offering Classes For Elementary School Kids July 28, 2010
    And now from the "Things Which Sound Like Something On '30 Rock' But Are Actually Real" files: The Up Yer Pole pole dancing school in Scotland has begun offering classes for elementary schoolers ages six to 12. Up Yer Pole calls the lessons "pole fit" classes, alleging they are gymnastics classes with no s […]
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